If you consider yourself a passionate golf enthusiast and believe you’ve mastered everything about the game, it’s time to reconsider. Even professional golfers have to admit that their knowledge is far from comprehensive. Not only golf expertness, you will hear a lot of funny golf quotes and comments on the course and clubhouse that add a touch of humor to the game.

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What comes up in your mind when you hear someone say “It’s up there, but I know it shouldn’t be?” Of course, it refers to nothing other than the golf ball. Or, “A bad day of golf is 100 times better than a good day of work.”

In the following are more than 18 funny golf sayings, one for each hole, to accompany you through your upcoming round. Enjoy them, and feel free to share your favorite in the comments section below!

20 Most Funny Golf Quotes

a bad day of golf is 100 times better than a good day at work

funny golf quotes by bobby jones

nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap

funny golf sayings by Bruce Crampton

if you drink, don't drive. don't even put

a funny golf quote by paul harvey

golf is deceptively simpe and endlessly complicated

i'm the best. i haven't played yet

funny golf saying by arnold palmer

golf quote by gerald r.ford

if you think it is hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball

it is golf sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling

have fun in golf

pressure is when you play $5 a hole with only $2 in your pocket

enjoy fun in golf

the older i get, the harder it is to find my balls

micket mantle

the only thing a golfer need is more daylight

they call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken

Now you see, golf is not only about winning, but it is also about having fun. Never take yourself too seriously on the course, and have a sense of humor to satisfy your team as well. The greatest golfers in the world not only understand the game, but they also control their nerves very well. They know when to take it seriously, when to be pleased, and of course, how to create their own laugh on the course. This is also the reason why most funny golf quotes often come from famous golfers, such as Ben Hogan, Lee Trevino, Arnold Palmer, etc.

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